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Weekend Quotes

Uwana Udoh by Uwana Udoh
February 8, 2024
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Weekend Quotes

Weekend Quotes

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Looking forward to the weekend? then you are probably not the only one in this shoe. According to a new study, over 75% of people worldwide can’t wait until the weekend to be free. Whether you have a busy work schedule or a busy lifestyle, weekends provide a much-needed break.

Just before you fuel your weekend fire, here are some funny and inspiring weekend quotes for every moment.

Funny Weekend Quotes You Should Know

1. “Weekends don’t pay as well as weekdays, but at least there’s football”. — S.A. Sachs

2. “Nothing in the world is more expensive than a woman who’s free for the weekend”. — Unknown

3. “The only reason why we ask other people how their weekend was is so we can tell them about our own weekend.” — Chuck Palahniuk

4. “When you’re young, you should live out every weekend. Even if you look like a scarecrow, you just gotta go!” — Jonathan Brandis

5. “It’s a fine line between Saturday night and Sunday morning.” — Jimmy Buffett

6. “The only reason I get out of bed on weekends is for the sheer thrill of putting my pajamas back on after brunch.” — Unknown

7. “Weekends are when you truly feel alive.” — Unknown

8. “Good weather all the week, but come the weekend the weather stinks. When the weather is too hot they complain, too cold they complain, and when it’s just right, they’re watching TV.” — Unknown

9. “Better days are coming. They are called Saturday and Sunday.” — Unknown

10. “My weekends are for exploring every corner of my own city, pretending I’m a tourist on a budget. Bonus points for wearing a fanny pack.” — Budget Traveler McGee

11. “Sure, I’d love to come to your party! Just let me know when the nap break is scheduled.” —The Champion of Slumber

12. “I really need a day between Saturday and Sunday.” — Unknown

13. “My perfect weekend involves zero human interaction and copious amounts of dog snuggles. Don’t judge.” — Dog person extraordinaire

14. “Middle age is when you’re sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn’t for you”. — Ogden Nash

15. “The Weekend is finally here! Now you can finally go to sleep.” — Unknown

16. “Love me like Saturday night, like three glasses of champagne, like the room is spinning, like you’re drunk on my love.” — C.J. Carlyon

17. “I really need a day between Saturday and Sunday.” — Unknown

18.”Going out on a Friday night sounds glamorous in theory, but then I remember how much I love my pajamas and Netflix.” — Unknown

19.“All five previous days you have spent your life in vain, so it’s time to start living! Meet the weekend.” — Unknown

20.“Saturday is a good day to have a good day to have a good day.” — Unknown

21. “You know what I want to do? Wake up one weekend and not have to go anywhere and do nothing.” — Derek Jeter

22. “Monday is the day after Sunday. Need I say more?” — Garfield Jim Davis

23.“Fridays are the hardest in some ways: you’re so close to freedom.” — Lauren Oliver

24.“My Saturday was going pretty well until I realized it was Sunday.” — Unknown

25. “Unless it’s an emergency, don’t bother me after 6:00 p.m. and on weekends.” — Merv Griffin

26. “Why is Monday so far away from Friday and Friday so close to Monday?” — Unknown

27. “I haven’t been so excited about the weekend since the last weekend.” — Unknown

28. “The weekend is a time for nos – no alarm clock, no rushing, no urgent phone calls, no working nights!” — Catherine Puslifer

29.“Music always sounds better on Friday.” — Lou Brutus

30. “Are you ready for the weekend? It’ll be great if it is pointless, relaxing and funny.” — Unknown

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31. “I’m learning the power of going away for the weekend and keeping myself company.” — Zoe Saldana

32. “I still work weekends because I like it; I enjoy it. I just don’t care.” — Edgardo Osorio

33. “To have a productive long weekend you need to remember to wake up early, get some fresh air, set a schedule for yourself, and be goal-oriented.” — Unknown

34. “It’s the weekend. Do something that your future self will thank you for.” — Unknown

35. “Weekends are a bit like rainbows; they look good from a distance but disappear when you get up close to them.” — John Shirley

36. “It’s not that we spend five days looking forward to just two. Most people do what they enjoy most on those two days. Imagine living a life where every day is your Saturdays and Sundays. Make every day your weekend. Make every day a play-day.” — James A. Murphy

37. “Spend some time this weekend on home improvement; improve your attitude toward your family.” — Bo Bennett

38. “I wish you to spend this weekend in such a stunning way so that all Emojis won’t be able to describe it.” — Unknown

39. “Be in the habit of getting up bright and early on the weekends. Why waste such precious time in bed?” — Marilyn Vos Savant

40. “I try to treat each evening and weekend as little slices of retirement because no one is guaranteed a lengthy one at the end of their career.” — Mike Hammar

41.“The weekend is here and you deserve a medal for getting through this week. May your weekend feel longer than the working week.” — Unknown

42. “This weekend, reflect on the amazing, productive week you had and you think about how you are going to tackle next week.” — Unknown

43. “Take the time to do what you love to do this weekend.” — Catherine Pulsifer

44. “Weekends are days to refuel your soul and to be grateful for the blessings that you have.” — Unknown

45.”Weekends are sacred for me. They’re the perfect time to relax and spend time with family and friends.” — Unknown

46. “The weekend is here and you deserve a medal for getting through this week. May your weekend feel longer than the working week.” — Unknown

47.“There is no quote out there that can fully describe how great the weekend is.” — Unknown

48. “Leave all your troubles and worries in the past and have a wonderful weekend ahead!” — Unknown

49. “Have a wonderful weekend! Do what makes you smile and be happy!” — Unknown

50. “Does your life have a purpose? Are you contributing anything useful to this world, or just shuffling papers, banging on a keyboard, and coming home to a drunken existence on the weekends?” — Tim Ferris

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