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30 Most Absurd Song Lyrics That Have Ever Been Made

Jerry Pam by Jerry Pam
March 22, 2024
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Deciding which music lyrics are the most absurd can be a subjective task because what one person deems absurd may not be the same for another. However, here are 30 song lyrics from various artists that some might consider ‘absurd’ for their outlandish and unconventional themes or imagery.

Here Are Some Song Lyrics That You May Consider Absurd

1. I am the eggman, they are the eggmen, I am the walrus, goo goo g’joob

  • Artist(s) – The Beatles
  • Song Title – I Am the Walrus (2019)

2. The square root of 69 is 8 something right?, cause I’ve been trying to work it out

  • Artist(s) – Rihanna featuring Drake
  • Song Title – What’s my name (2011)

3. The ants are my friends, they’re blowing in the wind 

  • Artist(s) – Bob Dylan
  • Song Title – Blowin’ In The Wind (1963)

4. I cried the whole time (Doesn’t matter, had s*x) / I think she might’ve been a racist (Doesn’t matter, had s*x) / She put a bag on my head (Still counts) / I just had s*x

  • Artist(s) – Lonely Island featuring Akon
  • Song Title – I Just Had S*x (2011)

5. I’m a Barbie girl in a Barbie world, life in plastic, it’s fantastic

  • Artist(s) – Aqua
  • Song Title – Barbie Girl (1997)

6. I ain’t happy, I’m feeling glad, I got sunshine in a bag

  • Artist(s) – Gorillaz
  • Song Title – Clint Eastwood (2001)

7. A ram me ma bra ba bra bra rim bran Dran drra ma mababa baabeeeaaaaaaa!

  • Artist(s) – Crazy Frog
  • Song Title – Axel F (1984)

8. Chop suey, chop suey, chop suey, chop suey

  • Artist(s) – System of a Down
  • Song Title – Chop Suey (2001)

9. I said, ‘I wanna be a cowboy,’ and you can be my cowgirl

  • Artist(s) – Boys Don’t Cry
  • Song Title – I Wanna Be a Cowboy (1985)

10. I wanna hold ’em like they do in Texas, please. Fold ’em, let ’em hit me, raise it, baby, stay with me

  • Artist(s) – Lady Gaga
  • Song Title – Poker Face (2008)

11. A-wop-bop-a-loo-bop-a-lop-bam-boom!

  • Artist(s) – Little Richard
  • Song Title – Tutti Frutti (1955)

12. I know a girl who’s tough but sweet, she’s so fine, she can’t be beat

  • Artist(s) – Aaron Carter
  • Song Title – I Want Candy (2000)

13. If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends

  • Artist(s) – Spice Girls
  • Song Title – Wannabe (1996)

14. Driving so fast ’bout to piss on myself, driving so fast ’bout to piss on myself, driving so fast ’bout to piss on myself

  • Artist(s) – Miley Cyrus
  • Song Title – 4×4 (2013)

15. They paved paradise and put up a parking lot

  • Artist(s) – Joni Mitchell
  • Song Title – Big Yellow Taxi (2002)

16. She got a big booty, so I call her Big Booty 

  • Artist(s) – 2 Chainz
  • Song Title – Birthday Song (2012)

17. I’m a loser baby, so why don’t you kill me?  

  • Artist(s) – Beck
  • Song Title – Loser (1994)

18. I don’t want to see a ghost, it’s a sight that I fear most, I’d rather have a piece of toast and watch the evening news

  • Artist(s) – Des’ree
  • Song Title – Life (1998)

19. I’m a rocket ship on my way to Mars, on a collision course, I am a satellite, I’m out of control. I’m a s*x machine, ready to reload like an atom bomb

  • Artist(s) – Queen
  • Song Title – Dont Stop me now (1979)

20. Like a rhinestone cowboy, riding out on a horse in a star-spangled rodeo

  • Artist(s) – Glen Campbell
  • Song Title – Rhinestone Cowboy (1975)

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21. I’m too s*xy for my shirt, too s*xy for my shirt, so s*xy it hurts

  • Artist(s) – Right Said Fred
  • Song Title – I’m Too S*xy (1992)

22. I’m on a pursuit of happiness and I know, everything that’s shine ain’t always gonna be gold

  • Artist(s) – Kid Cudi
  • Song Title – Pursuit of Happiness (2009)

23. I’m a genie in a bottle, you gotta rub me the right way 

  • Artist(s) – Christina Aguilera
  • Song Title – Genie in a Bottle (1999)

24. Wake up in the morning feeling like P Diddy (Hey, what up girl?) 

  • Artist(s) – Ke$ha
  • Song Title – Tik Tok (2009)

25. Yo, VIP, let’s kick it!

  • Artist(s) – Vanilla Ice
  • Song Title – Ice Ice Baby (1990)

26. Two, three, four
Stick around we’ll tell you more
(Bop, bop, bop, bop, bop-op-op-op-op-op-op)

  • Artist(s) – Brian Hyland
  • Song Title – Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka Dot Bikini (1960)

27. Why do you build me up, Buttercup, baby, just to let me down?

  • Artist(s) – The Foundations
  • Song Title – Build Me Up Buttercup (1968)

28. You reverse, you reverse, and I prenated your mouth, girl, ooooh

  • Artist(s) – Beyonce and Kanye West
  • Song Title – Drunk in Love (2013)

29. So what’s it gonna be? Are you real to me? Or are you non-dairy creamer?

  • Artist(s) – Third Eye Blind
  • Song Titile – Non Dairy Creamer (2009)

30. I kick plenty of ass, so call me an asstronaut

  • Artist(s) – Dr. Dre
  • Song Title – Keep Their Headz Ringin (1995)

 

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