Spongebob Squarepants is one of the lasting American series and one of the popular in Nickelodeon. The animation is a comedy centred on the life of Spongebob and his aquatic friends. Together, they bring the animation to life with their hilarious and sometimes inspirational conversations which have formed what is known as the Spongebob quotes.
Spongebob Squarepants Creation and Characters
The Spongebob series which was created by the late Stephen Hillenburg began airing in 1999 with its main character being a yellow sea sponge optimist called Spongbob (Tom Kenny). The character is mostly known for his great sense of humour. Other creators of Spongebob are Tim Hill and Nick Jennings.
The character of Spongebob may not have come to life without other characters he engages in conversations with. These characters include Sheldon James Plankton and Karen Plankton (Lawrence and Jill Talley), Karen Plankton (Jill Talley), Sandy (Carolyn Lawrence), Mr. Krabs (Clancy Brown), Squidward (Rodger Bumpass), Gary (Tom Kenny), and Mrs. Puff (Mary Jo Catlett) among others.
On his own, some of the catchphrases of Spongebob include I’m ready! Order Up, No problemo, and Aye-Aye, captain! among others. However, rather than focusing on only Spongebob’s quotes, here we’ll see the quotes of different characters of the animation.
100 Interesting Spongebob Quotes That are Inspiring and Funny
1. “You don’t need a license to drive a sandwich”. – Spongebob
2. “You never really know the true value of a moment, until it becomes a memory.” – SpongeBob
3. “With imagination, you can be anything you want.” – Spongebob
4. “Sometimes we have to go deep inside ourselves to solve our problems.” –Patrick Star.
5. “Home is where you’re surrounded by other critters that care about you.” – Sandy Cheeks
6. “I know of a place where you never get harmed. A magical place with magical charm. Indoors, Indoors, Indoors. Take it away penny.” – Spongebob
7. “It’s not always what you say that matters, sometimes it’s what you don’t say.” – Mr. Krabs
8. “Excuse me, sir, but you’re sitting on my body, which is also my face.” – Spongebob
9. “With imagination, you can be anything you want.” – Spongebob
10. “If you believe in yourself and with a tiny pinch of magic, all your dreams can come true.” – Spongebob
11. “Always follow your heart – unless your heart is bad with directions.” – Spongebob
12. “Being grown up is boring. Besides, I don’t ‘get’ jazz.” – Patrick Star
13. “My parents think I’m dumb more than a sack of diapers” – Patrick
14. “Run Mr. Krabs! Run like you’re not in a coma!” -Spongebob
15. “Guy over there used to be the Atomic Flounder. I know he doesn’t look like much now, but he could go back to crime” – Mermaid man
16. “Haven’t you heard SpongeBob? Nice guys finish last. Only aggressive people conquer the world!” – Plankton
17. “A five letter word for happiness…money.” –Mr. Krabs
18. “Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets.” -SpongeBob.
19. “I have a square head and a real ghost has a round one. All we have to do is make my head round and boo, I’m scary!” – SpongeBob
20. “Gary, I’m absorbing his blows like I’m made of some sort of spongy material.” – Spongebob
21. “Quick, Patrick, without thinking: if you could have anything right now, what would it be? Patrick: Um… more time for thinking.” – Spongebob
22. “Wait a minute! Was this band just a front so you can steal the Krabby Patty secret formula?” -Spongebob
23. “I sure do. My great Aunt Rosie Cheeks was the first squirrel to discover oil at Spindletop Texas!” – Sandy Cheeks
24. Spongebob: “What do you usually do when I’m gone? Patrick: waiting for you to come back.” –Spongebob & Patrick
25. “Well, it’s no secret that the best thing about a secret is secretly telling someone your secret, thereby adding another secret to their secret collection of secrets, secretly”. – Spongebob
26. “Hmm. Dear Pen Pal my name is SpongeBob SquarePants. Oh, that’s great! I work at a restaurant I love frying and I’m very good at it. Sincerely your new best friend! Behold the perfect letter! Now for the envelope”. – Spongebob
27. “Goodbye everyone, I’ll remember you all in therapy.” – Plankton
28. “Hello? Where’d everybody go? Did I miss something? Did you see my butt?” – Patrick Star
29. “Pull your pants up, Patrick. We’re going home.” – SpongeBob
30. “Patrick, you’ve been wearing the same Goofy Goober Peanut Party underpants for three years straight! What do you call that?” – Spongebob
31. “No no not evil. He was just a two-dimensional creature lost in our three-dimensional aquatic world longing for a purpose”. – Spongebob
32. “I will not indulge in anything friendly or otherwise with the likes of you two! And presently I am heading back to enjoy a well-deserved mid-morning nap!” – Squidward
33. Spongebob: “Hey Squidward, check this out. Two ordinary Krabby patties but when expertly tossed with the skill of a champ they become…” Patrick: “A one-way ticket to pain!” –Spongebob and Patrick
34. “But we were performing a ritual to attract customers. And the only way the ritual can work is for us to get hurt. Real bad”. – Spongebob
35. “It’s just a cruel reminder that I’m single and likely to remain that way forever.” – Squidward
35. “No one can change a person, but someone can be a reason for that person to change.” – Spongebob
36. “You know it’s not as easy as it looks. Sometimes I gotta move the antenna, sometimes I lose the remote and sometimes my butt itches real bad”! – Patrick
37. “I didn’t want to say this in front of Patrick, but that hat makes you look like a girl”- Mr. Krabs
38. “Do you smell it? That smell. A kind of smelly smell. A smelly smell that smells…smelly.” – Mr. Krabs
39. “I knew I shouldn’t have gotten out of bed today.” – Squidward
40. “Ravioli, ravioli. Give me the formuoli.” – Spongebob Squarepants
41. “Can I be excused for the rest of my life?” – Spongebob
42. “Good people don’t rip other people’s arms off.” – Spongebob
43. “F is for a fire that burns down the whole town, U is for Uranium…bombs! N is for no survivors! – Plankton
44. “Is mayonnaise an instrument?” – Patrick
45. “You can’t fool me. I listen to public radio!” – Squidward
46. “I was trying to tell you that I was choking on snow but the snow melted and turned into water and I drank all the water now I’m better.” – Patrick
47. “Fine, I guess you’re gonna miss…the panty raid.” – Patrick
48. “My pants are on fire!… My underwear is on fire!… I’m on fire!” – Mr. Krabs
49. “I slipped on an ice cube and got covered in boo-boos” – Spongebob
50 “You got it set to ‘M’ for mini when it should be set to ‘W’ for wumbo.”- Patrick
51. “Dumb people are always blissfully unaware of how dumb they really are…(drools)” – Patrick Star
52. “Well, the way I see it, there are three possibilities: One, you stole it; two, you stole it; or three, you stole it!” – Mr. Krabs
53. “Too bad SpongeBob is not here to enjoy Spongebob not being here”. – Squidward
54. “All I know is fine dining and breathing”. – Spongebob
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55. “The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma”. – Patrick
56. “The best time to wear a striped sweater…is all the time”. – Spongebob
57. Squidward: “Do you have to stand so close? You’re making me claustrophobic!” Patrick: “What does claustrophobic mean?” Spongebob: “I think it means he’s afraid of Santa Claus.” (Squidward, Spongebob & Patrick)
58. “I guess hibernation is the opposite of beauty sleep!” – Patrick Star
59. “I knew a guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy’s cousin…” – Spongebob
60. “Moss always points to civilization”. – SpongeBob
61. “Nonsense, my vocabulary is infinitely expanding!” – Patrick Star
62. “SpongeBob is the only guy I know who can have fun with a jellyfish…for 12 hours!” – Squidward
63. “Now who wants to save the world?” Mermaid Man
68. “SpongeBob is the only guy I know who can have fun with a jellyfish…for 12 hours!” – Squidward
69. “Don’t you dare take the name of Texas in vain” – Sandy
70. “SpongeBob is the only guy I know who can have fun with a jellyfish…for 12 hours!” – Squidward
71. “The Krusty Krab pizza is the pizza for you and me.” – Spongebob
72. “Spongebob, I think Squidward has taken this too far. That last snowball has his clarinet in it” – Patrick
73. “I’m so loyal, I don’t mind sleeping out in the cold, hard ground while Captain Krabs sleeps in his warm, dry tent”. – SpongeBob
74. Patrick: “Are they laughing at us?” Spongebob: “No”, Patrick. “They’re laughing next to us” – Patrick/Spongbob
75. “Good luck next Tuesday, I hope the audience brings lots of… Ibuprofen” – Sqilliam
76. Sandy Cheeks: “Patrick, Don’t you have to be stupid somewhere else?” Patrick: “Not until 4” – Sandy Cheeks/Patrick
77. “Spongebob: What’s better than serving up smiles? Squidward: being dead or anything else.” – Squidward/Spongebob
78. “What is funnier than 24? 25!!” – Spongebob
79. “It matters not whether one is dirty or clean… for can, cleanliness exist without filthiness? And would we know filthiness without cleanliness? We must not re-enact the history that divides us… rather, we must embrace that which draws us together! All must be free to choose their own path” – Spongebob
80. “People talk loud when they wanna act smart” – Squidward
81. “Ohh, east? I thought you said weast” – Patrick
82. “Stupidity ain’t a virus but is sure spreading like one” – Sandy
83. “It’s not always what you say that matters, sometimes it’s what you don’t say” – Mr. Krabs
84. “Fortunately, I have enough talent for all of you” – Squidward
85. “Love is handing someone a gun and letting it point to your head, believing that he won’t pull the trigger” – Spongebob
86. Spongebob: “What if I break your trust someday?” Patrick: “Trusting you is my decision, proving me wrong is yours”. – Patrick/Spongebob
87. “At least I’m safe inside my mind” – Spongebob
88. “I’d rather be an idiot than lose you” – Patrick
89. “Hey pal, did you just blow in from a stupid town?” – Fish
90. “Excuse me, sir. I hope my horrible ugliness won’t be a distraction to you” – Spongebob
91. “I order the food, you cook the food. The customer gets the food. We do that for 40 years, and then we die.” – Squidward
92.” I’m hotter than a hickory-smoked sausage” – Sandy Cheeks
93. “No matter how much love and goodness you’ve done to them, they will still hurt you” – Spongebob
94. “Well, maybe it’s just because you’re ugly” – Patrick
95. “I smell the smelly smell of something that smells smelly” – Mr. Krabs
96. Squidward: “Stop standing so close to me, you’re making me claustrophobic”. Patrick: “What does that mean?” Spongebob: “It means he’s afraid of Santa Clause”. – Squidward/Patrick/Spongebob
97. Patrick: “Liar, liar, pants for hire!” Spongebob: “It’s pants on fire Patrick”. Patrick: “Well, you would know, liar.” – Spongebob/Patrick
98. “Just remember what we talked about. There’s power in pride!” – Spongebob
99. “I always thought if I was ugly as that guy, I don’t know what I would do” – Patrick.
100. “Let go of what kills you and hold on to what keeps you breathing” – Spongebob
Money can’t replace friendship, I would rather have no money than losing you – Patrick
