Looking forward to the weekend? then you are probably not the only one in this shoe. According to a new study, over 75% of people worldwide can’t wait until the weekend to be free. Whether you have a busy work schedule or a busy lifestyle, weekends provide a much-needed break.
Just before you fuel your weekend fire, here are some funny and inspiring weekend quotes for every moment.
Funny Weekend Quotes You Should Know
1. “Weekends don’t pay as well as weekdays, but at least there’s football”. — S.A. Sachs
2. “Nothing in the world is more expensive than a woman who’s free for the weekend”. — Unknown
3. “The only reason why we ask other people how their weekend was is so we can tell them about our own weekend.” — Chuck Palahniuk
4. “When you’re young, you should live out every weekend. Even if you look like a scarecrow, you just gotta go!” — Jonathan Brandis
5. “It’s a fine line between Saturday night and Sunday morning.” — Jimmy Buffett
6. “The only reason I get out of bed on weekends is for the sheer thrill of putting my pajamas back on after brunch.” — Unknown
7. “Weekends are when you truly feel alive.” — Unknown
8. “Good weather all the week, but come the weekend the weather stinks. When the weather is too hot they complain, too cold they complain, and when it’s just right, they’re watching TV.” — Unknown
9. “Better days are coming. They are called Saturday and Sunday.” — Unknown
10. “My weekends are for exploring every corner of my own city, pretending I’m a tourist on a budget. Bonus points for wearing a fanny pack.” — Budget Traveler McGee
11. “Sure, I’d love to come to your party! Just let me know when the nap break is scheduled.” —The Champion of Slumber
12. “I really need a day between Saturday and Sunday.” — Unknown
13. “My perfect weekend involves zero human interaction and copious amounts of dog snuggles. Don’t judge.” — Dog person extraordinaire
14. “Middle age is when you’re sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn’t for you”. — Ogden Nash
15. “The Weekend is finally here! Now you can finally go to sleep.” — Unknown
16. “Love me like Saturday night, like three glasses of champagne, like the room is spinning, like you’re drunk on my love.” — C.J. Carlyon
17. “I really need a day between Saturday and Sunday.” — Unknown
18.”Going out on a Friday night sounds glamorous in theory, but then I remember how much I love my pajamas and Netflix.” — Unknown
19.“All five previous days you have spent your life in vain, so it’s time to start living! Meet the weekend.” — Unknown
20.“Saturday is a good day to have a good day to have a good day.” — Unknown
21. “You know what I want to do? Wake up one weekend and not have to go anywhere and do nothing.” — Derek Jeter
22. “Monday is the day after Sunday. Need I say more?” — Garfield Jim Davis
23.“Fridays are the hardest in some ways: you’re so close to freedom.” — Lauren Oliver
24.“My Saturday was going pretty well until I realized it was Sunday.” — Unknown
25. “Unless it’s an emergency, don’t bother me after 6:00 p.m. and on weekends.” — Merv Griffin
26. “Why is Monday so far away from Friday and Friday so close to Monday?” — Unknown
27. “I haven’t been so excited about the weekend since the last weekend.” — Unknown
28. “The weekend is a time for nos – no alarm clock, no rushing, no urgent phone calls, no working nights!” — Catherine Puslifer
29.“Music always sounds better on Friday.” — Lou Brutus
30. “Are you ready for the weekend? It’ll be great if it is pointless, relaxing and funny.” — Unknown
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Inspirational Weekend Quotes
31. “I’m learning the power of going away for the weekend and keeping myself company.” — Zoe Saldana
32. “I still work weekends because I like it; I enjoy it. I just don’t care.” — Edgardo Osorio
33. “To have a productive long weekend you need to remember to wake up early, get some fresh air, set a schedule for yourself, and be goal-oriented.” — Unknown
34. “It’s the weekend. Do something that your future self will thank you for.” — Unknown
35. “Weekends are a bit like rainbows; they look good from a distance but disappear when you get up close to them.” — John Shirley
36. “It’s not that we spend five days looking forward to just two. Most people do what they enjoy most on those two days. Imagine living a life where every day is your Saturdays and Sundays. Make every day your weekend. Make every day a play-day.” — James A. Murphy
37. “Spend some time this weekend on home improvement; improve your attitude toward your family.” — Bo Bennett
38. “I wish you to spend this weekend in such a stunning way so that all Emojis won’t be able to describe it.” — Unknown
39. “Be in the habit of getting up bright and early on the weekends. Why waste such precious time in bed?” — Marilyn Vos Savant
40. “I try to treat each evening and weekend as little slices of retirement because no one is guaranteed a lengthy one at the end of their career.” — Mike Hammar
41.“The weekend is here and you deserve a medal for getting through this week. May your weekend feel longer than the working week.” — Unknown
42. “This weekend, reflect on the amazing, productive week you had and you think about how you are going to tackle next week.” — Unknown
43. “Take the time to do what you love to do this weekend.” — Catherine Pulsifer
44. “Weekends are days to refuel your soul and to be grateful for the blessings that you have.” — Unknown
45.”Weekends are sacred for me. They’re the perfect time to relax and spend time with family and friends.” — Unknown
46. “The weekend is here and you deserve a medal for getting through this week. May your weekend feel longer than the working week.” — Unknown
47.“There is no quote out there that can fully describe how great the weekend is.” — Unknown
48. “Leave all your troubles and worries in the past and have a wonderful weekend ahead!” — Unknown
49. “Have a wonderful weekend! Do what makes you smile and be happy!” — Unknown
50. “Does your life have a purpose? Are you contributing anything useful to this world, or just shuffling papers, banging on a keyboard, and coming home to a drunken existence on the weekends?” — Tim Ferris
